Strangest question from users?

So sitting at the counter browsing through food blogs, I say hi to the guy coming up to ask a question. He's got a Daily Bruin article in his hand, and he shows it to me as he asks:

Him: "Do you know what it's called when you have the three dots?"
Me: "...you mean an ellipsis?"
Him: "Right."

Ah yes, all part of the job. Ok, so maybe not the weirdest question ever, but that was kind of random. So what's the most oddball question you guys have ever had?