User of the Day!

User: Hi! Can I get a laptop please?
Me: Go ahead and log-in to the kiosk
User: ... it's not working, where's the caps-lock on this keyboard? (for those that don't know, in place of the caps-lock key is the control key)
Me: Don't worry, I don't think there is one.
User: But my password is in all caps! what do I do?!?
Me: ...hold the shift key?

Brotherly Love

Permanent != Dry Erase

*rawr*! The black marker is a permanment marker! Why would you use it on our whiteboard to write the date?!

Voice Impressions

This guy is really good at all of these, but definitely check out the Emperor Palpatine stuff at the end...

Patada subte Times Square