I <3 stupid users!

User: "Excuse me, i don't know how to use the printers"
Me: "Have you printed here before?"
User: "No"
Me: "Okay, i need to set up a print account... what's your ID number?
User: (proceeds to give me her user name
Me: "Okkayy... now I need the actual number."
User: "oh okay.. (shows ID)"
Me: "It's 10 cents per black and white page, and 40 cents per color page, and it'll charge to your bar account at the end of the quarter"
User: "Okay! so how do i pay?"
Me: "... it will charge to your bar account at the end of the quarter"
User: ".. bar account?"
Me: "It's the thing you use to pay for tuition? Online? On ursa?"
User: "oohh okay.. so does that mean i have to go to the financial aid office to pay for it?"
Me: "how do you pay for tuition?"
User: "online?"
Me: "yes, so you'll pay for this online as well"
User: "how?"
Me: "the same way you pay for tuition"
User: "really? are you sure?"
Me: ".... yes"