The wonders of Gmail Chat

Andre, sitting at the main counter, was helping a user whose powerbook (whom he had bought from a friend) looked like it had been thrown off a cliff.
I was sitting at the Laptop help desk.

Andre: omg... this guy isnt leaving

me: hahaha

stab him?

Andre: he keeps asking hte same questions

i cant fix it

me: yeah...

just make up some really technical sounding things

preferably involving the command prompt

Andre: i am

lol

his laptop isnt turning on anymore

i cant even show him command prompt

looks like someone threw his computer off a cliff

nothing works on it

me: no wonder his friend gave it to him

"yeah.. use this... it's really good"

Andre: 1200 bucks

me: owned

Andre: majorly

Andre: omg... go away i have stuff to do

Gmail Chat - best thing to happen to CLICC? Discuss.